A "short" (4hr) arse-slamming minivan ride later I was in Toro Toro which is where dinosaurs roamed 60-65 million years ago. The main square is tragically Jurassic Park'd up with fuzzy sound effects and the bricks on some houses accidentally have fossils on because they only realised this place was cool about 30 years ago. Huge rock formations, cataracts and geological colour gradients, scattered with dino bone fragments and Titanosaurus prints, labyrinthine limestone cave complexes where you struggle through stalactites and mites in the pitch black, and also pre-Inca cave paintings and PROPER majestic condors better than Colca. And my god the views. Unparalleled, had they not been tainted by the Frenchman behind me uttering endless sexist expletives to express his wonder.*
In fact I was the seule non-French human of a total 11. Also the only Spanish speaker, making me a massively incapable translator of Paleozoic and Cretaceous terminology. Worth it though for ten minutes of womb-like darkness and silence in a (so far) under-visited grotto.
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*putain, enculée, so forth.
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