Seeing as I already "did" Machu Picchu (tourist derp) in my unappreciative pubescence I thought I'd give it a miss especially as this time of year it gets as busy as a face giveaway at an Ugly Convention. So I opted instead for Peru's third most touristy thing to do, el Cañon de Colca which slices through the Andes for 100km and is supposedly the world's second deepest. Taking the 3 day trek through the valley is actually fucking divine. There's the cop-out 1-day visit but you don't get to frolic through the toxic plants and wear cactus lipstick and walk until your legs dismantle. I know how bloody pretentious I sound but honestly if you're round this neck of the woods do it, they say it's harder and sweeter than the Inca Trail. Cuzco is old news yo.
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Also my bank card got blocked for "suspicious behaviour". Natwest can get rabies and die. It's my fault really for going out to play without their permission.
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